Monday, July 12, 2010

Gross.

This morning marked a new dawn at our house.  I was going to potty train Morgan whether she liked it or not.  Here is how the day went.

7:30am – Morgan picks out her undies which are followed by Gerber plastic/rubber training pants. 10 minutes on the pot……nothing.

7:45am – she pees in the kitchen.

8:15am – 10 minutes on the pot….I think she pees so I give her a mini M&M and say GOOD JOB.  She goes to sit on the couch and REALLY PEES everywhere.

8:45am – 10 minutes on the pot….nothing.

9:00am – she pees as she is climbing up the couch.

Now Shelby is awake.  Shelby projectile poops on me while changing her, following by a ton of pee.

9:45am – 10 minutes on the pot.  Now she is wearing a diaper in between because we ran out of training pants.  Nothing.  She pees in the diaper a second after she’s off.

11:00amI OFFICIALLY QUIT and we head outside to play.  Looks like we’re waiting.

Did I mention each time she peed she had no clue, plus I would ask her if she peed and she said, “No.”  Nice.  Another failed parenting attempt. Sad day here.  Oh well I guess.

2 comments:

DeAnn said...

Welcome to the heinous world of potty training.

Anonymous said...

UGH potty training was/is the single most horrible parenting event we have gone through so far! I feel your pain, but I can tell you....eventually she will be trained :) On the other hand I dread going through it again... I think Ben will stay in diapers until he is at least 4! GOOD LUCK
-Beth