Awkward….

Today, Morgan and I went to a park in G-Town instead of our usual. It was kind of funny as there was no one there except this odd couple with their dog.  Why odd?-do you say.  Well, the man was old and the lady, not so old.  However, she was dressed in this Eskimo type jacket and had on blue sweatpants with corral boots.  They were the same kind Greg used to wear on the farm when he was going to be shoveling poop.  Weird.

Anyway, milk is on sale at Pick N Save this week so we had to go get some…of course.  After all, we go through 4 gallons a week of 1% and 1 gallon of Vitamin D milk.  Just for the three of us!

I decided to stop at a different Pick N Save on the way back, which was nice.  Until….I was spotted.  First I saw her actually; a homely looking girl who was on the swim team with me back in High School.  She was always a bit odd and wasn’t really a good swimmer (sorry to say).  Pretty much she stunk.

I was hoping she would notice me before I made a mad dash from the checkout line.  However, I had on a tie-died Swim Conference T-Shirt from High School (hey – times are tough when your 7.5 months Prego and nothing fits) and I knew I was domed.  To top it off – the coat I was wearing couldn’t zip up because of my large trunk so I was BUSTED!

Next thing I know -  I hear, “OH MY GOSH!  SARAH!  HI!  HOW ARE YOU?”  Seriously, she belted it out from the register she was working on – and I was like three lanes over! How embarrassing!  What did I say, “Good, thanks.”  And that was it.  Could have been worse, I know.  Thank goodness it wasn’t.